I like tea
I like it when it's three
O'clock and I'm thirsty
I want some tea
I like tea
It fills me with glee
I climb up a tree to drink tea
I want twenty-three cups of tea just for me
I want twenty-three cups of tea, can't you see?
I like tea, just for me
Not for you, but for me
That tea you see on the TV
Now that's the ideal tea for me
Also, to a lesser degree
I sometimes like to drink coffee
But not as much as I like tea
For I have won the tea Grand Prix
I will go to the Dead Sea
A salty sea, where there's no tea
And I will fill it up with tea
(Not my tea, but your tea, you see)
And then I'll have a sea of tea
Where people will go to sight-see
Or watch the whole thing on TV
They'll have to pay, 'cause it's not free
I'll charge a small admission fee
And that fee will be paid in tea
I'll organise a jubilee
For tea with a celebrity
Who pours the tea out just for me
While I stand by and referee
I've got myself a Phd in tea
(that's a degree in tea)
So now I'm a tea deity
And that means you should give me tea
Now I shall be the King of Tea
Its lord for all eternity
Get down upon your knee
For I'm the Emperor of Tea
And if you dare to disagree
I'll blow you up with TNT
And once I've cleared up the debris
I think I'll have a cup of tea
credits
from Science,
released September 15, 2007
Ben Turk - Vocals, Programming
Amy Turk - Vocals, Kazoo, Recorder
Jonathan Turk - Grater, Water Jug, Maracas
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